BETC Presents "Every Christmas Story Ever Told (and then some!)"

Do you have a love-hate relationship with the Nutcracker and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Would you rather gouge your eyes out than try to drag your tweens to another production of A Christmas Carol? This holiday season, take them to Every Christmas Story Ever Told (and then some!), and your family will worship you for Christmases to come. Just leave the wee ones with a sitter, and come revel in the ultimate holiday mash-up that skewers and celebrates our most popular holiday traditions.

“An enjoyably entertaining holiday romp!” (Boulder Weekly)

Due to mild adult language and revelations about the non-existence of a certain jolly old Elf, Every Christmas Story Ever Told is recommended for ages 9+.